BEST OF MY TWITTER POSTS (PART 3)
Another installment of the BEST OF MY TWITTER:
LETTERMAN QUOTE: The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong (Funny how I thought of RUSH LIMBAUGH)
I think Pierce Brosnan could become a TRILLIONAIRE giving SUAVE lessons. Watch a FREE "Remington Steele" episode http://bit.ly/5zzYZY
MEMORIES OF TV SPOKESMAN Mason Adams (Charlie Hume on Lou Grant Show) did the ads for Smuckers (OBIT http://bit.ly/6bJjwc) DIED 4/26/2005
TOY FICTIONAL NEWS: Creator of classic toy "Mousetrap" creates new game "People Trap" Based on Giant Mouse overcharging at a FL. theme park
The BIGGEST TV Star of the 1990s was born in Hope, Arkansas. See photographs of the Bill Clinton Boyhood museum http://bit.ly/6FhQhW
TV AD THOUGHT: Remember those ads for SLINKY? It's Slinky. Everybody Loves a Slinky. PERFECT AD: Put a slinky on an escalator. Goes forever.
TV AD THOUGHT: If NAIVE spelled backwards is Evian (bottled water), would the perfect name for bottled "clean" AIR be NOROM?
Why is it huge companies (who don't need the money) get CORPORATE WELFARE? (THEIR BELIEF Corporate Welfare GOOD - poor people welfare BAD?)
Rush "No Heart" Limbaugh released from hospital. Doctors "CLAIM" it wasn't a heart attack (does he even have one?)
Thank Goodness Ole' Rush has Health Insurance to pay for his "VACATION" at the hospital. Maybe his non-HEART ATTACK was God's way to say FU
FUNNY PARODY VIDEO: Are America's Millionaires falling behind America's Billionaires? http://bit.ly/7jOLxW Maybe they have SMALLER BRAINS
TV AD THOUGHT: Just saw an ad for Pepsi on TV. Why don't they mention that it is a vegetable? Sugar Cane is a plant. Cocoa Beans are from plants.
END OF DECADE 2ND FAVORITE MORONIC "W" QUOTE -- "They misunderestimated me"
END OF DECADE FAVORITE MORONIC "W" QUOTE -- Drum Roll, Please (SEE NEXT TWIT) (I'm not calling him a Twit. I might think it, not saying it)
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love WITH women all across this country"
TV AD JINGLE popped out of an orifice on my body. I CAN'T HELP IT "Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat. Rice-A-Roni the flavor can't be beat"
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK using sarcastic wit on the doctor) It would be interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, doctor
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK using sarcastic wit) The resulting flood of illogic would be most entertaining (ISN'T SARCASTIC WIT AN EMOTION?)
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LETTERMAN QUOTE: The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong (Funny how I thought of RUSH LIMBAUGH)
I think Pierce Brosnan could become a TRILLIONAIRE giving SUAVE lessons. Watch a FREE "Remington Steele" episode http://bit.ly/5zzYZY
MEMORIES OF TV SPOKESMAN Mason Adams (Charlie Hume on Lou Grant Show) did the ads for Smuckers (OBIT http://bit.ly/6bJjwc) DIED 4/26/2005
TOY FICTIONAL NEWS: Creator of classic toy "Mousetrap" creates new game "People Trap" Based on Giant Mouse overcharging at a FL. theme park
The BIGGEST TV Star of the 1990s was born in Hope, Arkansas. See photographs of the Bill Clinton Boyhood museum http://bit.ly/6FhQhW
TV AD THOUGHT: Remember those ads for SLINKY? It's Slinky. Everybody Loves a Slinky. PERFECT AD: Put a slinky on an escalator. Goes forever.
TV AD THOUGHT: If NAIVE spelled backwards is Evian (bottled water), would the perfect name for bottled "clean" AIR be NOROM?
Why is it huge companies (who don't need the money) get CORPORATE WELFARE? (THEIR BELIEF Corporate Welfare GOOD - poor people welfare BAD?)
Rush "No Heart" Limbaugh released from hospital. Doctors "CLAIM" it wasn't a heart attack (does he even have one?)
Thank Goodness Ole' Rush has Health Insurance to pay for his "VACATION" at the hospital. Maybe his non-HEART ATTACK was God's way to say FU
FUNNY PARODY VIDEO: Are America's Millionaires falling behind America's Billionaires? http://bit.ly/7jOLxW Maybe they have SMALLER BRAINS
TV AD THOUGHT: Just saw an ad for Pepsi on TV. Why don't they mention that it is a vegetable? Sugar Cane is a plant. Cocoa Beans are from plants.
END OF DECADE 2ND FAVORITE MORONIC "W" QUOTE -- "They misunderestimated me"
END OF DECADE FAVORITE MORONIC "W" QUOTE -- Drum Roll, Please (SEE NEXT TWIT) (I'm not calling him a Twit. I might think it, not saying it)
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love WITH women all across this country"
TV AD JINGLE popped out of an orifice on my body. I CAN'T HELP IT "Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat. Rice-A-Roni the flavor can't be beat"
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK using sarcastic wit on the doctor) It would be interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, doctor
TV QUOTE: "Star Trek" (SPOCK using sarcastic wit) The resulting flood of illogic would be most entertaining (ISN'T SARCASTIC WIT AN EMOTION?)
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Posted by Ron D at 2/27/2010 11:24 PM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics, Parody, Classic TV, Celebrity
Tags: classic TV humor politics President Clinton Star Trek
Categories: Pop Culture, Twitter, Politics, Parody, Classic TV, Celebrity
Tags: classic TV humor politics President Clinton Star Trek
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