INTERESTING TWITTER COMMENTS FROM ME !!!! (PART 2)
Here is a 2nd installment of humorous Twitter comments, from "Little Old Me."
NEWS FLASH - PARALLEL UNIVERSE: President Sarah Palin & VP Rush Limbaugh on Air Force 1 going to Oslo for their co-Nobel Peace Prizes
Remember 1970s Sat evenings when you watched "THE LOVE BOAT" Glamorous people & settings. WELL DO IT AGAIN http://bit.ly/5DoDop FREE episode
Infamous Second City Theatre has a new show "RUSH LIMBAUGH the MUSICAL" http://bit.ly/6qMaao BIG WHALES NEED TO BE HARPOONED (figuratively)
TIME FOR A GLASS OF MERLOT BREAK: Get plastered while watching a FREE funny episode of "RHODA" http://bit.ly/7FQFCy Rhoda's fiance meets MOM
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 1) snowmobile races Sarah vs Queen Elizabeth W.H. to Congress & back. winner skins a moose
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 2) Loop of Northern Exposure and Rocky & Bullwinkle TV episodes in all rooms 24 hours a day
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 3) Wacky 16mm excerpts from Miss Alaska contest & Trey diaper changes
Resume for job of 2012 President of US 1) Beauty Contestant 2) 4 out of 5 college drop out 3) low rated talk show host 4 Bullwinkle eater
TV JINGLES IN MY HEAD - HELP: Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't (TALKING ABOUT NUTS?)
TV SHOW CAR RACE: 500 mile race, who's the winner? 1) TV's Batmobile 2) KITT the car 3) Clampett truck powered by moonshine (I pick #3)
SUPERMAN THOUGHT: Is Superman living paycheck to paycheck? Daily Planet salary can't pay him enough to replace suits left in phone booths
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NEWS FLASH - PARALLEL UNIVERSE: President Sarah Palin & VP Rush Limbaugh on Air Force 1 going to Oslo for their co-Nobel Peace Prizes
Remember 1970s Sat evenings when you watched "THE LOVE BOAT" Glamorous people & settings. WELL DO IT AGAIN http://bit.ly/5DoDop FREE episode
Infamous Second City Theatre has a new show "RUSH LIMBAUGH the MUSICAL" http://bit.ly/6qMaao BIG WHALES NEED TO BE HARPOONED (figuratively)
TIME FOR A GLASS OF MERLOT BREAK: Get plastered while watching a FREE funny episode of "RHODA" http://bit.ly/7FQFCy Rhoda's fiance meets MOM
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 1) snowmobile races Sarah vs Queen Elizabeth W.H. to Congress & back. winner skins a moose
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 2) Loop of Northern Exposure and Rocky & Bullwinkle TV episodes in all rooms 24 hours a day
2012 PALIN ENTERTAINMENT - W.H. STATE DINNER 3) Wacky 16mm excerpts from Miss Alaska contest & Trey diaper changes
Resume for job of 2012 President of US 1) Beauty Contestant 2) 4 out of 5 college drop out 3) low rated talk show host 4 Bullwinkle eater
TV JINGLES IN MY HEAD - HELP: Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't (TALKING ABOUT NUTS?)
TV SHOW CAR RACE: 500 mile race, who's the winner? 1) TV's Batmobile 2) KITT the car 3) Clampett truck powered by moonshine (I pick #3)
SUPERMAN THOUGHT: Is Superman living paycheck to paycheck? Daily Planet salary can't pay him enough to replace suits left in phone booths
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