WELCH'S GRAPE JELLY OLDEST COMMERCIAL PRODUCT - MADE SINCE 10,000 B.C.

Welch's grape jelly is the oldest  commercial product in history. We have absolute proof of the product being sold and consumed in the year of 10,000 B.C. A family by the name of Flintstone was a huge consumer of the delicious grape concoction.

Posted below is video evidence of the existence of Welch's grape jelly, in the year 10,000 B.C.. Fred Flintstone rushes home from a hard day at the gravel pit and turns on the TV. The television announcer suggests that Fred should try a delicious sandwich made from Welch's jelly. Fred rushes to the kitchen to make and consume the "WORLD'S OLDEST COMMERCIAL PRODUCT". 



Fred Flintstone, the family patriarch, can also be seen passing on the tradition of eating grape jelly sandwichs to his daughter.

Posted below, is an archelogical video of Fred Flintstone making a sandwich for his infant daughter. Pebbles Flintstone takes one bite of the sweet treat and falls in love with it. Her soft cooing is PROOF POSITIVE - Welch's Jelly is a STONE AGE FAVORITE. 



MOVING FORWARD 11,973 YEARS. Evidence of Welch's still being a favorite. Archie, Jughead and the rest of the gang of "roughnecks" have enjoyed a Welch's treat. After consuming Welch's jelly, Jughead is consuming a soda which has been placed in an empty and collectible Welch's jelly glass.
 
Archelogists have uncovered Welch's jelly glass shards, from the year 10,000 B.C. Funny thing is, archelogists have yet to find any physical glass evidence of the Archie / Welch's glasses. History is STRANGE.  



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